Songs with rhymes of quaint

I am not the type to faint
When things are odd or things are quaint

I cain't be prissy an' quaint
I ain't the type that can faint

Have you ever heard about how he could paint
And he didn't have enough money for his brushes
And they thought it was rather quaint

Not that I ever try to be a saint
I'm the type that they classify as quaint

With a fresh coat of paint
Who's gonna sit through the madness
And always act so quaint

I'm not a saint
I'm not an angel
I'm not that quaint

Try to find a boy who's gonna be what I ain't
And what you need is a plastic doll with a fresh coat of paint
Who's gonna sit through all the madness always, act so quaint

Self-loathing is quaint
You told me, showing restraint

She gets romantic, it's really quaint
When all the other woman start to faint

A meal that's rather quaint
And brandy too can be useful
If you happen to be feeling slightly faint

Like a blank canvas to paint
Those who look upon my canvas
See it pretty odd, so quaint